My sister has a habit of finding herself in strange and hilarious situations. She's been given a nickname because of it. I'll leave that out to protect the innocent. =) It's not that she's necessarily clutzy or anything, it's just that these things seek her out! ...or vice versa.
The closest I've come to earning a similar nickname is when my brother tried to call me Ninja Mindy, and (it was very early in the morning during paper route time) it came out Minja Nindy. I'd like to avoid earning any sort of reputation, and that's why K = Knitting is Knot for Me!
Two tools? Pointy ends? Close to my face? Strewn about my house? No good can come of this.
I give you Exhibit A.
Watch from 2:06 through 2:55.
I'll stick with one blunt hook, thank you. You knitters out there? Kudos to you! =) I'm forever impressed by you all.